Sir Snorts-a-Lot, the Distinguished Pug

Presenting the finest noble beast in the land—Sir Snorts-a-Lot. With his neatly printed wrinkles, dashing bow tie, and eternal expression of polite confusion, this PLA pug brings charm, class, and a healthy dose of snorty swagger to any shelf, desk, or adventuring party.

🐾 Printed in durable brown PLA with crisp bow tie detail
🐾 Compact and charismatic—just like the real thing
🐾 The goodest lad for dog lovers, collectors, or fans of dignified derp
🐾 Guaranteed to improve vibes by at least 112%, scientifically*

*Note: science conducted entirely by enchanted squirrels. Results may vary.